Packing up the office for The Move means packing up our time machine. As we’ve been painstakingly wrapping dozens of clocks in newspaper for safe transport to their new home we keep seeing the Project Maybe sticker attached to so many of them.

We assume these clocks were gifts from Project Maybe. Can anyone shed some light onto who or

This morning when I woke up, I had a text message on my phone at 7:15 that said “I am currently in line at apple store soho, come say hi on your way in”. It’s from none other that Johnny Vulkan. At this moment I forget what day it is. I know it’s only Tuesday,

This Tuesday, (CLL) PHN-LCKN will finally confront the problem of SMC head on and provide a cure! LVHRD, in collaboration with the Museum of Modern Art and PopRally, presents an interactive event designed to address the modern day ritual of social cell phone usage.

Upon entry to MoMA, attendees will be required to check-in their mobile devices by LVHRD facilitators, which will then be bagged, tagged, and carefully placed

You may have admired our impressive clocks. It’s true we have plenty, but we NEED more!

Dear friends,

We’ve tried being nice, sweetly hinting, politely requesting, cleverly suggesting…blah…blah…blah! Well no more Mr. Nice-thehappycorp! We’re holding this friday’s official happy hour for the lofty ransom of at least ONE CLOCK!

We don’t think that it’s so much to ask that our friends participate in the hunting and gathering of Clocks. They need not

Our friends from the dodgeball.com team got hit…………again!

It seems like the press is out for dodgeball like the cool kids are out for the not-so-cool kids in an actual game of dodgeball. These kids can’t help but get hit! And if we’re equating publications to popularity, then Time Magazine is like the Quarterback and the Valedictorian wrapped up in one, MAJOR.

We give up on that bad metaphor.

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At the request of Doug Jaeger, company founder, thehappycorp global is constructing a time machine within our headquarters. The intention of the machine is to serve as both a professional tool and a personal leisure device, with full access available to thehappycorp staff, clients and friends. Additional privileges will be extended to those who take an active role in the machine’s design and fabrication by sending broken clocks to thehappycorp office.