thehappycorp has stepped up to take the gauntlet and get shaved on The Today Show. Sadly, not all of us could be there, as not all of

In the words of amNewYork’s cover piece today,”A revolution is afoot, and the soldiers on the front lines may not realize how serious the fight has become: Mustaches are taking over New York City.”

We’re not sure what this “revolution” is declaring war on (The philtrum? Kissing partners’ faces? The general area between nose and lip?), but that’s okay.

Click forth to see various interpretations of the ’stache. You’ll be glad you did.