You too can be a Dance Superstar like Seth Herzog, choreographer to the stars.

We told you about LVHRD’s next event, Battle of the Moves 2. We told you about Seth Herzog’s hilarious show at the Slipper Room on Thursdays.

BUT have we told you that THIS THURSDAY is your LAST CHANCE to get your booty in our ultimate booty-shakin’ competition? You can fill the

A well known (at least we know it) Chinese proverb tells us, “those who hear not the music think the dancers mad.”

But what about ringtones?

The E-famed Ring Tone Dancer is a member of a dying breed. What with his brightly colored costume and erratic movements, the Ring Tone Dancer is conspicuous to taunters, law enforcement and other predators. This doesn't have to happen any

There is hope for you yet!

Oh my, Friends. Where were you at the LVRHD BOTM 2 auditions? We looked for you. We waited for you. We really wanted to see you. But you never came. Why?

Don't get us wrong we had plenty of dancers and performers who auditioned, some good and some not so good, but none of them were our favorite friends.

We thought long and hard about

Always dreamt of shakin' what your mama gave ya, but can't find anyone other than your mama and your dog to pay attention long enough? Perhaps you are THE prima ballerina in search of a little extra spotlight action?

Then we have one question for YOU:

Are you ready to take on 11 other dancers in front of a rapt audience of hundreds at LVHRD's Battle of the Moves 2?

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Well, if they’re not, they could be full of hot, sweaty, jewy comedy love. Every thursday, or favorite New York City comedian and LVHRD MC (you might remember him from such smash hits as the Superhero’s ball and Battle of the Moves, brings the countries finest comedic fighting force to the Slipper Room (SW corner of Orchard and Stanton) stage for his show SWEET!.

Hmmm, there are strange coincidences occuring in the New York media. Do LVHRD and am NEW YORK have their fingers on the same social pulse? Is there an informant on staff at LVHRD or thehappycorp global?

am NEW YORK’s cover story on Thursday July 20th, ran just one short week after LVHRD announced its (CLL) PHN-LCKN, an event focused on removing the social