Ben Nabors or Neb Banors. Bushy haired or smooth at the disco. Ben is our great friend and thehappycorp global would not be where it is today without him.

A brief look back at the violent romance between thehappycorp global and Ben Nabors.

Neb is born: Almost two years ago a mysterious double-headed prankster

At thehappycorp, we like to work hard. We also like the party hard. So hard, that we decided, along with our roommates 1/0 Technology, to throw a holiday party at the Lolita Bar in LES on the not-so wintry day of December 14, 2006.

In addition it to being our holiday shindig, it was also the birthday of our very own

In the culmination of thehappycorp global's manifest destiny, this weekend two of our power players will be reclaiming tainted land in the name of global happiness. Matt & Ben embarked on separate but equal journeys to help us seal the deal on spreading happiness to the greater US. You can help too, Aaarrr you up to the challenge?

Hull to Hawaii

Our beloved Matt “Cousteau” Spangler shipped off to Hawaii late last week. Rumor has it

A thehappycorp global security cameras captured this image of the masked pranksters.

Monday, July 03.”¨ A mysterious event took place at thehappycorp global headquarters while our beloved Ben Nabors was off getting well-deserved R&R. From what we can tell from security cameras it appears that two masked mischief-makers broke into Ben's office during happyhour and switched his “B” and “N” computer keys. Unbeknownst to the culprit hooligans, Ben's

In the words of amNewYork’s cover piece today,”A revolution is afoot, and the soldiers on the front lines may not realize how serious the fight has become: Mustaches are taking over New York City.”

We’re not sure what this “revolution” is declaring war on (The philtrum? Kissing partners’ faces? The general area between nose and lip?), but that’s okay.

Click forth to see various interpretations of the ’stache. You’ll be glad you did.