We’re seeing the effects of the melting ice caps first hand at thehappycorp re-education center. This little guy made himself at home while Dave was at lunch.

He got a hold of a black sharpie and went to town on our wall calender. Now all the days are black Xs; a statement about his species’ precarious situation, no doubt.

Check out his Action Pad full of Action Steps:

–Chase seals

–Make yellow snow

–Fish

–Wallow

–Posture for territory

He’ll probably find New York’s winter weather a disappointment. If he decides to stay we’ll get him a spot in Rock Band.