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Happy Birthday, Doug Jaeger
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Above is a picture of what Doug Jaeger looks like, more or less. His hair goes through varying phases of futurosity. If you see him on the street today, or even next week, wish him a happy birthday.
If you’re standing behind a man you think might be Doug Jaeger, but you aren’t sure, wait a minute to see if his cell phone rings. If the ring sounds like the alarm at a power plant warning of an impending nuclear meltdown, then it’s probably Doug Jaeger.
Happy Birthday, Doug.





Hello Douglas & Kristin:
Happy Birthday to you Douglas ! we just visited www.thehappycorp.com today and we saw the news of your Birthday.
Douglas you are a very hardworker guy, that is a great virtue in a man !
Congratulations to both of you, amigos ! We wish you guys a great, great future !
Jose & Mercedes (Cleaning Services)