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Meteorite Mangles thehappycorp’s Machismo

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thehappycorp family was shocked this morning to find that thehappycorp global headquarters had suffered colossal corner damage due to what scientists are calling a “Mega Meteorite Strike”.
“A meteor is a meteoroid that has entered the earth’s atmosphere. It will then become brightly visible due to the heat produced by the ram pressure. If a meteor survives its transit of the atmosphere to come to rest on the Earth’s surface, the resulting object is called a meteorite. A meteor striking the Earth or other object may produce an impact crater.”
thehappycorp team quickly got to work patching the damage to restore our collective face. We realize that good looks are a big part of this business, and no expense will be spared. Brick by brick we're rebuilding our brilliant bust.


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