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Meteorite Mangles thehappycorp’s Machismo
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thehappycorp family was shocked this morning to find that thehappycorp global headquarters had suffered colossal corner damage due to what scientists are calling a “Mega Meteorite Strike”.
A meteor is a meteoroid that has entered the earth’s atmosphere. It will then become brightly visible due to the heat produced by the ram pressure. If a meteor survives its transit of the atmosphere to come to rest on the Earth’s surface, the resulting object is called a meteorite. A meteor striking the Earth or other object may produce an impact crater.
thehappycorp team quickly got to work patching the damage to restore our collective face. We realize that good looks are a big part of this business, and no expense will be spared. Brick by brick we're rebuilding our brilliant bust.

