You may have admired our impressive clocks. It’s true we have plenty, but we NEED more!

Dear friends,

We’ve tried being nice, sweetly hinting, politely requesting, cleverly suggesting…blah…blah…blah! Well no more Mr. Nice-thehappycorp! We’re holding this friday’s official happy hour for the lofty ransom of at least ONE CLOCK!

We don’t think that it’s so much to ask that our friends participate in the hunting and gathering of Clocks. They need not be correct but twice a day, and we did offer contributers Time Machine privileges.

Lovingly,

Your Friends at thehappycorp global