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thehappycorp expands beyond the greater 48.
| by your friendIn the culmination of thehappycorp global's manifest destiny, this weekend two of our power players will be reclaiming tainted land in the name of global happiness. Matt & Ben embarked on separate but equal journeys to help us seal the deal on spreading happiness to the greater US. You can help too, Aaarrr you up to the challenge?
Hull to Hawaii
Our beloved Matt Cousteau Spangler shipped off to Hawaii late last week. Rumor has it Matt borrowed one of Aaarrr's vessels and replaced their flag with a happy flag, they say it was a beautiful sight as Matt sailed into the horizon, pink smiley face flapping. Matt's voyage is the first step in a proactive campaign to protect the delicate ecosystem of the globe, his objective is specifically focused on the well-being of a large Humpback Whale community whose migratory path collides with US sanitation barges.
Amblin' to Alaska
Ben the green-machine Nabors was so inspired by Matt's environmentally conscious and selfless journey, that he grabbed his warmest coat and his best walking stick and began a valiant trek to Alaska. Ben plans to single-handedly repair the site of our Nation's latest and largest ecological disaster, the BP pipeline, using exactly 17 thehappycorp global stickers. Ben was last seen riding a large grizzly bear through the rugged terrain of Northwestern Canada.
Join our team of global reformers by making a positive change where ever your travels take you. thehappycorp invites you to reclaim the globe in the name of happiness. Remember: The Power is Yours!
Track both of our happy heros on their respective odysseys.




