At the request of Doug Jaeger, company founder, thehappycorp global is constructing a time machine within our headquarters. The intention of the machine is to serve as both a professional tool and a personal leisure device, with full access available to thehappycorp staff, clients and friends. Additional privileges will be extended to those who take an active role in the machine’s design and fabrication by sending broken clocks to thehappycorp office.

This is an open call for broken clocks to be integrated in thehappycorp time machine and displayed on the office walls. All clocks are suitable, as long as they are broken, though preference will be shown to clocks that demonstrate the correct time, twice daily. To participate in this project please send broken clocks to the following address:

Project Time Machine
thehappycorp global
56 Spring Street
New York, NY 10012

Production of the time machine has begun with a slow start, though there is hope that lost time will be recovered upon the machine’s completion. Outside support should also help speed the process.

All are welcome to contribute, and no clock contributor will be denied access to the finished machine. Though, please bear in mind that it may be risky. We have only done this once before.

If you have any questions feel free to contact your friends at thehappycorp global.