Gobble gobble no more. Happy Thanksgiving from thehappycorp! We’d invite you all to feast with us, but all we’ve got is an assortment of unhealthy and/or unnatural edibles (i.e. caffeine & sugar). We did want to share the death of this turkey with you, though, as it is so symbolic of the Thanksgiving tradition. To our vegetarian and vegan friends: we mean no offense. Just keeping it real.

So, safe journeys to you holiday travelers. And post-gluttony godspeed to your digestive tracts.

Above all, a very heartfelt, slightly sentimental, almost solemn, and totally affectionate thank you for your continued support. Enjoy the break and have fun!