Let it be known than in accordance with the 56 Spring St Legacy Policy a strictly enforced sanction against the disposal, unauthorized removal, and or abuse of any chair, stool, bench, recliner, ottoman, chaise, upside-down wastepaper-basket, or other sitting object is mandated this 5th day of June, 2004.

Corroborated by thehappycorp global founder Doug Jaeger and enforced by those working at thehappycorp global, violation of this prohibition is punishable by prolonged periods of standing and forced writing of several iterations of a long, rather boring, somewhat difficult to spell, phrase on the board.

In an act of sustainability and demonstration of grit and constitution, this movement shall be deemed the “No Chair Left Behind Act.”