Doppleganger infiltrates thehappycorp global

A thehappycorp global security cameras captured this image of the masked pranksters.

Monday, July 03.
 A mysterious event took place at thehappycorp global headquarters while our beloved Ben Nabors was off getting well-deserved R&R. From what we can tell from security cameras it appears that two masked mischief-makers broke into Ben’s office during happyhour and switched his “B” and “N” computer keys. Unbeknownst to the culprit hooligans, Ben’s computer serves as a vortex to lesser-known, seldom spoken of; thecrappycorp. It seems that the “harmless prank” released thecrappycorp Doppleganger, Neb Banors into thehappycorp global office. Imagine our surprise when Neb showed up for work on Monday, AND he had a potty mouth! Luckily we caught on and captured the evil creature by locking him in the bathroom before he and Ben came face to face, which would cause both of them to perish. When asked to comment on the likelihood of infiltration of thehappycorp global by thecrappycorp dopplegangers in the future, Doug Jaeger replied, “I feel confident that we flushed this issue.”