| Last Seen: Monday evening, waving in the wind, up above 56 Spring Street | |
| Height: 4 feet | Width: 4 feet |
| Eyes: White | Hair: None |
| Skin: Pink | Age: 2 years |
Dear Friends,
We’re beside ourselves with worry! This is an official declaration that thehappycorp’s smiling, pink-in-the-face flag has gone missing. Has it been kidnapped? Has it suffered some terrible injury at the hands of NoLIta ne’er-do-wells? Is it still alive?
Alas, only time will tell. Whether the flag is gone forever or if it will one day return, thehappycorp has put out a new one (in a contrasting color) in hopes of signaling locals and Spring Street frequenters to be on the alert. One such local was heard remarking on the matter to another shop owner: “Oh, look! Their old flag is gone so they’ve gone and put up a new one.” We hope others will similarly spread word.
Please let us know if you see, spot, or are running around with our missing pink smile! You can call the tip line at 1-646-613-1220.
What do you see? Nothing. Exactly. A sad sight indeed.
Before the disappearance…
Current replacement: the Astroturf flag. The grass will always be green here at thehappycorp.
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