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Archive for October, 2005

Doug Jaeger Must Really Know How to Cut & Paste

Doug Jaeger, thehappycorp Founder, no doubt possesses many skills, cutting and pasting among them. So it comes as no surprise that the CUT&PASTE design competition has recognized Doug’s expertise and invited him to serve as one of their four judging panelists. We jest. A little. In the words of CUT&PASTE, Doug has been called on as a “distinguished professional” who will certainly provide insightful commentary and … for this tournament-style event, to take place on November 19, 10pm, at M1-5.

Doug Jaeger Judges Yahoo! Creative Conference and Wins a Chair! (Not a La-Z-Boy.)

On October 19, thehappycorp founder, Doug Jaeger, appeared as a panelist at Yahoo!’s Creative Conference X at Dodger Stages. He was also awarded an enormous piece of purple furniture, otherwise known as the Big Idea Chair, for his stellar accomplishments as a creative entrepreneur in the digital realm.

Yahoo! …

MISSING: thehappycorp flag

Last Seen: Monday evening, waving in the wind, up above 56 Spring Street

Height: 4 feet
Width: 4 feet

Eyes: White
Hair: None

Skin: Pink
Age: 2 years

LVHRD Reveals Vending Machine Contents

As contending teams grow increasingly nervous for tonight’s Vending Machine Challenge, LVHRD has decided to reveal what exactly each vending machine has in store for our gastro-atheletes.

Ad Wizards vs. Ballet Dancers. LVHRD Announces the Competitors for the Vending Machine Challenge.

Oct 14 2005 NEW YORK, NY At 2.00 AM (EST) Beauregard H. Montgomery of the LVHRD Foundation publicly announced the competing teams in LVHRD’s Vending Machine Challenge, a dietary duel in which opposing teams are charged with the task of eating the contents of a vending machine in the shortest time possible.

Join thehappycorp for a happier happy hour!

On Friday nights, from 6 to 8 PM you can join your friends from thehappycorp at the Palais Royale (173 Mott Street, between Broome and Grand). It’s warm and cozy, with a mean jukebox and dangerously good drink specials. You can join the happyhustlers at the pool table, have an enormous Styrofoam cup of on-tap beer, chat with your favorite pirate, AAARRR!!!, or just take up space…However you do it, you’re invited.

thehappycorp global Founder, Doug Jaeger, named OMMA Online All-Star

On September 28th at the Marriot Times Square, Mediavest Executive Editor Tobi Elkin presented the first annual Mediapost Online All-Star award to a who’s who of the digital media space.

Doug proudly joined the ranks of the industries “brightest creating, marketing, and media minds” on this All Star team. His risk taking and wealth of industry experience has paid off with another award for the accolade chest and it marks his first award since beginning thehappycorp global. MediaPost Executive Editor Tobi Elkin says, The bottom line is, these are pros who integrate online media and marketing into their brand stewardship and show others what’s possible.”

LVHRD Presents: The Vending Machine Challenge

Avant-garde social club produces a test of gastronomical proportions, challenging New York’s creative creme de la creme to a competitive trial of speed, skill, and strategy.

October 5, 2005, NEW YORK, NY — The LVHRD Foundation, in cooperation with creative agency thehappycorp global and the Global League of Competitive Consumption, has announced its next major event: The Vending Machine Challenge. This competition is set to take place on Monday, October 17, 2005 at an undisclosed location and will be the first competitive eating event of its kind. Once again displaying a penchant for unexpected outlets of imagination and wit, LVHRD will demand the utmost from its showcased competitors — a combination of quick thinking, endurance, and sheer ingestive capabilities.